It has just struck me as to why I chose the name I chose! I feel like one of those people who discover long repressed memories on American chat shows*, except that I was never touched inappropriately by a fast food company's clown mascot. OR WAS I?!?!?
*or do I mean talk shows? I know that there is a difference, and I even know what that difference is, but for the life of me, I cannot remember which is which.