tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.comments2022-03-31T16:03:27.857+01:00Mr. Meek's Locutionary SideshowSilas Meekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-45442000724090410382012-06-22T11:16:53.420+01:002012-06-22T11:16:53.420+01:00I had a job working security at a mental institute...I had a job working security at a mental institute, the only way to gain access to the special patients on the third floor was by the lift. When I arrived all the patients had gone and been transferred but the building remembered all the pain and suffering. I was in the building once when someone or something tried to burn it down with me inside. Feel your pain, I hope you survive.....Periharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932378610624324764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-24716386828783200642011-04-18T15:49:25.399+01:002011-04-18T15:49:25.399+01:00Eli, I give you
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comi...Eli, I give you<br />http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p20<br /><br />Which isn't Spanish raptors, it's Mexicans ON raptors. But it's close enough, I feel.Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-34364947419677475682011-04-15T16:56:05.835+01:002011-04-15T16:56:05.835+01:00I like that you stood basically as far away as pos...I like that you stood basically as far away as possible to take that photo. And I wonder is it a flaw in the cloning process that they can't control the nationality of the clone? I like to think there are flamboyant Spanish raptors on the loose in there.emordinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11124963797458064881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-73122457077449942502011-04-15T13:52:02.036+01:002011-04-15T13:52:02.036+01:00It is I who owns the compound, and yes, I have bro...It is I who owns the compound, and yes, I have brought some creatures into this world. But have no fear, I mean no harm. As you observed, the gate is not designed to keep visitors out, but to keep my pretties in. Come to me Silas. Let me probe you... gently of course.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-60537014420451901452011-04-14T19:45:21.533+01:002011-04-14T19:45:21.533+01:00You forgot to mention the furtive-looking fellow i...You forgot to mention the furtive-looking fellow in a long coat and with a hat pulled low over his face that I saw entering the compound at night a few weeks ago.Lisellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17600471067340166921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-77467579734457692682011-04-14T19:08:49.599+01:002011-04-14T19:08:49.599+01:00I originally started out as a clone of a young Joe...I originally started out as a clone of a young Joe Pesci but when I became self aware I escaped the facility in which I was spawned and went in search of a life free from the shackles of of Italian American gangster typecasting and flourished in my new career as a shiftless alcoholic. Some have suggested that I may have been better off had I have stayed with the other clones but I maintain that nothing can compare to the taste of freedom. Except booze. Also drugs.The Utter Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09235316440970783785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-48694667675385935112011-04-02T20:00:17.532+01:002011-04-02T20:00:17.532+01:00you're best seeing your Europa/blog awards exp...you're best seeing your Europa/blog awards experience as a general overall metaphor for the city of Belshaft: everyone's 'bored and anxious to be elsewhere', while at the same time 'panicking slightly, in case you say the wrong thing to the wrong person.Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08431778902823777393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-25853502506241301042011-03-23T02:34:35.772+00:002011-03-23T02:34:35.772+00:00I think I'm the real winner here.I think I'm the real winner here.notRuairihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191615061577189850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-18133142807259044952011-03-23T00:27:09.881+00:002011-03-23T00:27:09.881+00:00Heh heh heh, "look at Meecunt!"Heh heh heh, "look at Meecunt!"Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-71234707303023563702011-03-22T16:18:10.443+00:002011-03-22T16:18:10.443+00:00I like to tell Rosie she's a cunt at least twi...I like to tell Rosie she's a cunt at least twice a week, just to keep her in line. I'd like to spread that a little further though. notRuairi is a notCunt, and you are a MeekCunt. Billy Zane is a zanycunt.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06170574944537866579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-83688900152456368282011-03-22T13:37:01.209+00:002011-03-22T13:37:01.209+00:00I object to the notion that Billy Zane is cool.
I...I object to the notion that Billy Zane is cool.<br /><br />I am not cool and Billy Zane cannot be cooler than I am therefore et cetera bollocks.notRuairihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191615061577189850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-59036030614289196312011-03-22T13:09:46.065+00:002011-03-22T13:09:46.065+00:00I'll follow it! From now on, I'll only cal...I'll follow it! From now on, I'll only call people fatties if they're also annoying pricks. Billy Zane is a fatty.Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-6827975115824914362011-03-22T13:08:06.049+00:002011-03-22T13:08:06.049+00:00I'm not sure there was much gossip. Not on the...I'm not sure there was much gossip. Not on the night anyway. There was a big #cuntroversy the next day, as Twenty Major looked to get some attention by using potty language on twitter. That was about it.Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-69577891376249754382011-03-22T13:06:06.650+00:002011-03-22T13:06:06.650+00:00Ha, I feel so honoured to have bestowed some wisdo...Ha, I feel so honoured to have bestowed some wisdom on you...even if you will never follow it :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-69056520016230618142011-03-22T12:57:49.676+00:002011-03-22T12:57:49.676+00:00i want more GOSSIP. the blog awards are like that ...i want more GOSSIP. the blog awards are like that Take Me Out show on TV3. morbidly fascinating.Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02180283117498339278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-11657556132353115272011-03-01T16:23:50.415+00:002011-03-01T16:23:50.415+00:00The ultimate hangover food is the full Irish in a ...The ultimate hangover food is the full Irish in a place down here called Riordans. There is no better post drinking breakfast.Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-6239918308598431952011-03-01T01:54:09.998+00:002011-03-01T01:54:09.998+00:00Now I really want Pavlova.
Do they not have award...Now I really want Pavlova.<br /><br />Do they not have award-winning Centra sandwiches in Meeksville? Ultimate hangover food.notRuairihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191615061577189850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-13570138288810741392011-02-18T16:23:39.432+00:002011-02-18T16:23:39.432+00:00It's was only a wee weding, so there was no li...It's was only a wee weding, so there was no live music at all. And they played the requisite oldies for the parents to enjoy.Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-42761212922206017652011-02-17T14:32:56.702+00:002011-02-17T14:32:56.702+00:00My word. Does nobody hire an orchestra anymore. ...My word. Does nobody hire an orchestra anymore. Popular music at a wedding is bound to make the elderly appear foolish. A swing band at the very least might bridge the gap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-36322667765428983772011-02-17T10:51:55.248+00:002011-02-17T10:51:55.248+00:00The only all-nighters I pull lately involve comput...The only all-nighters I pull lately involve computer games. Not too many though. An I always regret them, but they're sooooo good.notRuairihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191615061577189850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-20498914279344313282011-02-16T22:38:15.823+00:002011-02-16T22:38:15.823+00:00Make me! I'm a free spirit, and I'll not b...Make me! I'm a free spirit, and I'll not be bound by your fascistic posting schedules!Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-79920560857269968642011-02-16T22:37:36.985+00:002011-02-16T22:37:36.985+00:00notRuairi: JUST finished the third volume. Amazing...notRuairi: JUST finished the third volume. Amazing stuff. Really great stuff.<br /><br />Eli: I think it's expected of parents to dance at their off-spring's weddings. It just should be to the old lame music that's played at the start of the night, for them. It shouldn't be to cool songs that I like.Silas Meekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073715340602996293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-52598904821952029232011-02-16T14:05:09.635+00:002011-02-16T14:05:09.635+00:00My musically conservative dad didn't go so far...My musically conservative dad didn't go so far as to dance at my brother's (his eldest child's) wedding, but he did sit there with a big smile on his face, tapping his foot to the Macarena. Which was, in many ways, far enough.emordinohttp://www.emesq.com/mainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-15642485128356693232011-02-15T06:56:22.837+00:002011-02-15T06:56:22.837+00:00It is very, very close to the Arrested Development...It is very, very close to the Arrested Development Sky Rockets In Flight situation, though thankfully far enough away to not be the Arrested Development Sky Rockets In Flight situation.<br /><br />Songs about knobbing yourself off have been around for since long before your mother was born too, so you can maybe take solace from the fact that she might have been in the same situation <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18990_6-pieces-music-that-mean-opposite-what-you-think.html" rel="nofollow">once.</a><br /><br />Off-topically: How are you getting on with the comics?notRuairihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191615061577189850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2713329308074857030.post-3205257891407560442011-02-08T09:36:13.583+00:002011-02-08T09:36:13.583+00:00I love this blog Silas Sir. Post more. LOTS more.I love this blog Silas Sir. Post more. LOTS more.White Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15368243531637113066noreply@blogger.com